I broke an unbreakable water bottle. I wasn't even doing anything. I just dropped it on a cobblestone bus stop in Copenhagen. HONESTLY. Being the exception to every rule (good example: getting free fruit at the market. Example of bad: visa situation) gets really old.
NALGENES are MARKETED on being unbreakable. !!!!!! I literally pitch them to everyone saying they are unbreakable and throw them at things and run them over with cars to prove it. Yet the cobblestone in Copenhagen is just a different caliber. Maybe it has diamonds all over it (though I think I would have noticed) and therefore is the hardest known substance to man.
It also could be the fact that I have put boiling water in it many, many, many a cold night camping.
It could also be the 3 years I've had it.
It could also be the diamond encrusted cobblestones.
It could maybe be the attractive danish men everywhere....though I don't think so.
Hmmm. Bottom line?
I'm THIRSTY.
Claire Foncée
Song: Listening to Caitlin talk to her sister sally :)
P.S. I'm in Berlin!
was benji there to squeal in delight?
ReplyDeleteDiamond encrusted cobblestone? I'm there.
ReplyDeleteI"m proud of you. (Unrelated to water bottle domination) You are living your dreams. I love you!
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